Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Coach accused of exposing buttocks after soccer loss!



I guess this is more proof that soccer is a sorry sport, unless Duke's team make the final four or wins the national championship. I wonder if the coach was english, since their fans are famous for being crazy about the sport (and streaking at wimbledon, wembley stadium, etc).

Charlotte Observer | 10/29/2007 | Coach accused of exposing buttocks

Monday, October 29, 2007

Colbert delivers `juiciful' speech in Columbia!



I sure wish that I knew ahead of time and been able to go see my late night talk show hero. I tape Colbert and watch him everyday (he's just on four days a week :-) ).

Charlotte Observer | 10/29/2007 | Colbert delivers `juiciful' speech

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Sit. Stay awhile at Dog Friendly Bar!



Charlotte has a dog friendly place to get something to eat. I'm not sure if pixy would like it, but Dietrich did enjoy our trip to Sticky Fingers in Charleston, SC a few years ago.

Charlotte Observer | 10/26/2007 | Sit. Stay awhile.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

No Backup if Atlanta's Faucets Run Dry!

I know we don't live in Atlanta, but since I drive there 4 days a week, it's hard to imagine that a major city could run out of water. I'm happy to report that Atlanta has had rain the last 2 days, though.

My Way News - No Backup if Atlanta's Faucets Run Dry

Monday, October 22, 2007

Swarm of Fleas Attack Police Officers!



Wow, this is an incredible nasty story. I can't see how anyone could have lived in such filth.

Swarm of Fleas Attack Police Officers

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Gore gets a cold shoulder!



I'm glad that Dr Gray, the Hurricane expert, has challenged Gore's beliefs on Global Warming. We need more scientists to stand up to the Nobel Prize winning, Al Gore.

Gore gets a cold shoulder - Environment - smh.com.au

Monday, October 15, 2007

It (warm weather) is back this week!



I'm not going to complain about cool mornings and low 80's. It sounds really good to me.

Charlotte Observer | 10/15/2007 | It (warm weather) is back

Full-tilt fun at the NC State fair!


The NC State Fair opened over the weekend. I have only been once, on a field trip at NKCA. I hate fairs and believe that they are a big waste of money. I guess if I would have graduated from South Rowan, then I may have a different opinion. I would prefer to spend my money on real amusements like Cedar Point, Carowinds, etc.

newsobserver.com | Full-tilt fun at the fair

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Dogs Day Out on Oct. 20, @ Myers Park!


This looks like a good event for those who are dog owners. I may have to take Pixy and Dietrich to this event if we don't need to get immunized to travel to concord!

CB&L Magazine - online > News Home > Community News

Friday, October 12, 2007

6-year-old tries to drive to restaurant



I can't believe that the little boy would want to go to "Applebee's"? I could see McDonalds, or some other fast food restaurant, but I'm not buying the "Applebee's" story. I hate "Applebee's"!

Charlotte Observer | 10/10/2007 | 6-year-old tries to drive to restaurant

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Congress considers Concord a third world city! LOL



This is awesome! I've always known that Concord was sick, but I had no idea it was so bad that you need the following shots to visit:

hepatitis A
hepatitis B
tetanus
diphtheria
influenza

I know that concord is inferior to KANNAPOLIS, but I had no idea that they were basically a third world city. I'm sure glad the "Battle for the Bell" will be played in Kannapolis this year.

Let's Go WONDERS!!!



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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

"Jack Bauer" to Do Jail Time on DUI Charge!




The judge was nice to put him in jail while he's on winter break from 24. I would have been upset if "Jack" was finally stopped by some lowly traffic judge after defeating muslims, chinese, and europeans over the years.

Sutherland to Do Jail Time on DUI Charge

Concord backs down to Bruton Smith!

I'm shocked that concord backed down, LOL!

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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

90 again, then autumn -- maybe?



I guess in the new age of global warming, summer will not end until halloween. We will have to change the kind of costumes that we wear in future years. The old costumes could possibly lead to heat stroke for our young people.

Charlotte Observer | 10/09/2007 | 90 again, then autumn -- maybe

Sunday, October 07, 2007

HBO Plans Movie From Duke Lacrosse Book!

I guess this case will never come to an end. I wonder who will be starring as the "lying stripper", jesse jackson, and the rev. sharpton. It should be a riveting movie.

HBO Plans Movie From Duke Lacrosse Book :: WRAL.com

Saturday, October 06, 2007

iPod Sets Man's Pants On Fire!



Wow! I wonder if his iPod was playing one of the following songs when burst into flames:

"Hot Pants"
"Disco Inferno"
"Burning Down the House"
"Fire"
"We Didn't Start the Fire"


iPod Sets Man's Pants On Fire - News Story - WSB Atlanta

Friday, October 05, 2007

Drag-strip dispute escalates in Concord!



This is the funniest story in a long time. Bruton Smith is upset he's not getting his way, so he's going to build a new speedway. I hope it comes to Kannapolis and he could rename it the "Dale Earnhardt Motor Speedway" in Kannapolis.

Charlotte Observer | 10/03/2007 | Drag-strip dispute escalates in Concord

Thursday, October 04, 2007

How Dry Is It?



It's so dry in North Carolina that

The Baptists are starting to baptize by
sprinkling,

The Methodists are using wet-wipes,

The Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,

The Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT's Dry.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Flag of Mexico Flown Illegally Over Reno Business!



I guess this will help lead regions to secede from the USA! There's a video on the page showing a US Army Vet taking the American Flag down, but I'm a little suspicious that the news 4 camera crew just happen to be there. I guess it's "good timing".

Channel 4 KRNV.com: Local News and Weather for Reno-Tahoe Region: Flag of Mexico Flown Illegally Over Reno Business

Secessionists meeting in Tennessee!

I believe we have been down this road before, but now the Yanks in New England also wants to secede. We may have a better chance, now.

Secessionists meeting in Tennessee - Yahoo! News

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Oak Lawn Schools in Illinois May Cancel Holiday Traditions.



I am amazed how we bend over backwards to all these muslims, illegals, and other non-americans at the expense of native born Americans. It's like our citizenship is not worth anything in 2007.

cbs2chicago.com - Oak Lawn Schools May Cancel Holiday Traditions

Monday, October 01, 2007

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Forgetful???

Ed was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box into the house. She opened it and found ....




a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing for over a week.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Sutherland charged with misdemeanor DUI



It sounds like "Jack Bauer" could end up in jail if he is found guilty of violating his probation for a 04 DUI. I guess he will be starring in a prisonbreak spin off if this happens. I guess people will never learn to not "drink and drive".

Charlotte Observer | 09/28/2007 | Sutherland charged with misdemeanor DUI

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Navy to Modify Barracks Complex That Resembles a Swastika From Air!



I wonder if this is going to be Mr Parrish's home in San Diego. He's blond hair, blue eyes, so he should have a good chance to get in these barracks :)

FOXNews.com - Navy to Modify Barracks Complex That Resembles a Swastika From Air - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

Sunday, September 23, 2007

'Lost Colony' search goes on centuries later.



I don't think they will ever know for sure what happened, but it makes for some interesting theories.

'Lost Colony' search goes on centuries later - USATODAY.com

Saturday, September 22, 2007

18 Years Ago Today...



Hugo, a category 4 Hurricane, struck Charleston SC and continued inland all the way to Charlotte. Hugo was the most costly hurricane to ever hit the US at that time. I was in Columbia, SC when Hugo struck and I have memories that I will never forget. The howling wind, watching transformers blow up and light the Columbia skyline, and driving around in my VW Beetle a few hours that night as the wind and rain arrived.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village



This sounds like something out of the Pioneer's favorite movie, Men in Black!

Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village

Simplicity Recalls One Million Cribs made in China!



Will the Chinese stop trying to Kill us anytime soon? You would figure a nation that uses "slave" labor could make better products. Amazing!

FOXNews.com - Simplicity Recalls One Million Cribs - Business And Money | Business News | Financial News

Monday, September 17, 2007

Doctors try to reattach man's arm bitten off by 12-foot gator



It appears that the man was very fortunate that the group of nurses were near by and able to help him. I can't even imagine what it must be like to be attacked by a gator.

Charlotte Observer | 09/16/2007 | Doctors try to reattach man's arm bitten off by 12-foot gator

Lousy performance warrants fan exodus!



Jeremy and I did stay til the bitter end of that game. I was so excited when Jeremy invited me on Thursday to go to this game. The Panthers had a chance to start 2-0 and grab the division with their next three games (Falcons, Bucs, and Saints). We built a 14-0 lead but then the wheels came off that wagon. It was Deja Vu, since the last game that we saw at Panther Stadium, started the same way. I hope that the next time I go to a Panther game that the Panthers get behind 14-0 and we may just win that one.

Charlotte Observer | 09/17/2007 | Lousy performance warrants fan exodus

Tape Released of O.J. Simpson in Vegas Arrest.



Here we go again! Where's the White Bronco?

Tape Released of O.J. Simpson in Vegas

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Simpson Arrested In Armed Robbery Case!




O.J. has gone from murder to now armed robbery! Wow, It's a shame that Johnny Cochran is no longer with us to help defend O.J. I guess O.J. will need to call Michael Vick and get the number for his lawyers (but that did not go too well for Vick).

Simpson Arrested In Armed Robbery Case - Local News Story - KVVU Las Vegas

Friday, September 14, 2007

K-Town Furniture not leaving, just finding a new home!



Wow, Kannapolis may get a really fancy hotel downtown but what will all these rich people do at night in Kannapolis???

K-Town Furniture not leaving, just finding a new home - Independent Tribune - Concord and Kannapolis

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Happy New Year (Rosh Hashanah)



I just wanted to wish you a happy Jewish new year! The Jewish year is 5768, so Happy New Year!

Ban on Stars and Stripes dropped at NC School!



It's good to see that the school officials have come to their senses.

WorldNetDaily: Ban on Stars and Stripes dropped

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

North Carolina High School Bans American Flag!



I can't believe that a school in my state, NC, has banned wearing shirts with the American Flag on it. I hope every person in that county goes and protests that school board and those behind this incredible rule. This is a disgrace.

High School Bans American Flag - News - NBC 17

They tried to make me go to jihad... I said no no no

I'm sure that you have heard that Bin Laden has released 2 new videos, but I think this video is better than Bin Laden.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007