Friday, August 31, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Men vs Women
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines
Enabling customers to withdraw cash
Without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are
Requested to use the procedures outlined
Below when accessing their accounts."
"After months of careful research, MALE
& FEMALE Procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate
Steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required
Amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents
On to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will
Call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access
To machine due to its excessive distance
From the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary;
With your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate
Wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register
And place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
Holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone .
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
Opps, this was on all the talk radio shows on Monday.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Coy Privette: I will not resign from board - Independent Tribune - Concord and Kannapolis
I'm shocked that he did not resign, but I don't believe that he will be able to win reelection.
Coy Privette: I will not resign from board - Independent Tribune - Concord and Kannapolis
Coy Privette: I will not resign from board - Independent Tribune - Concord and Kannapolis
Monday, August 27, 2007
Exclusive: Janeane Garofalo on 24? No Joke!
I hope she doesn't become too political on the show like Rosie on the view.
Exclusive: Janeane Garofalo on 24? No Joke! - Ausiello Report | TVGuide.com
Exclusive: Janeane Garofalo on 24? No Joke! - Ausiello Report | TVGuide.com
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Storm downs trees, power lines!
I was feeding Pixy and Dietrich yesterday around 5:30pm, when the storm hit. It was raining very hard and I got trapped in the dog's garage. The rain was heavy and the wind picked up drastically. The rain was going sideways, and then the power went out. We did not have a lot of lightning, but I would later discover that the wind had blown over a neighbors tree that hit the power line and snapped the power pole on Ebenezar in half. The power went off around 5:30pm and would not come back on until around 5:00am. I'm glad that it was not worse and that the storm did bring some cooler weather last night.
Salisbury Post | LOCAL NEWS | Storm downs trees, lines
Friday, August 24, 2007
Poison pyjamas add to China export scares
If the Chinese keep trying to poison us, I guess I'll have to not eat anymore Chinese food!!!
FT.com / In depth - Poison pyjamas add to China export scares
Thursday, August 23, 2007
iPods exposed
I have a lot of U2 on my Ipod (20 percent of my 500 plus songs). Third Day is in second place, and Janet Jackson third. How about your Ipod?
Charlotte Observer | 08/19/2007 | iPods exposed
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
DRUG SUB: Customs and Border Protection Crew Intercepts Smuggling Vessel Filled With Cocaine!
Wow, I guess they will use anything to get the "dope" on the streets. I wonder how many of these Martin and Parrish will get to catch in the future? :)
FOXNews.com - Customs and Border Protection Crew Intercepts Smuggling Vessel Filled With Cocaine - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
Hurricane Dean a Category 5 storm, threatens Mexico!
He's reach the highest category for a Hurricane. That's really bad news for those in his path.
Hurricane Dean a Category 5 storm, threatens Mexico - Yahoo! News
Vick expected to plead guilty!
I'm glad we want have to put up with a criminal trial, now. I hope he gets at least 2 years of jail time, and not just 1 year as he wants.
Vick expected to plead guilty | ajc.com
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Navy Pulls YouTube Video of Sailors Horsing Around in Nuclear Radiation Gear!
I'm glad that Parrish is not on the Ronald Reagan but on the Pearl Harbor. I feel better now.
FOXNews.com - Navy Pulls YouTube Video of Sailors Horsing Around in Nuclear Radiation Gear - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
Suffering in the heat!
It's sad that they would leave the dogs without water in this heat. At least the dogs were not left with Michael Vick.
Suffering in the heat - Independent Tribune - Concord and Kannapolis
Jamaica Prepares for Hurricane Dean Hit!
It's going to be a long night in Jamaica if Dean makes a direct hit.
Jamaica Prepares for Hurricane Dean Hit
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Dean strengthens to Category 4 as winds reach 145 mph -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com
I've seen some computer models having him reach category five status.
Dean strengthens to Category 4 as winds reach 145 mph -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Dean strengthens to Cat 2, targets Dominica, St. Lucia!
It seems that he is going to go visit the Caribbean first. He's projected to grow into a Category 4, which isn't good news.
Dean strengthens to Cat 2, targets Dominica, St. Lucia -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com
Dean strengthens to Cat 2, targets Dominica, St. Lucia -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Some Baby Bibs Said to Contain Levels of Lead!
I sure hope that you will check Addsion's, Kate's, and the future Lingafelt bibs. Those Chinese are trying to poison all Americans. First, Dogs were poisoned. Second, shrimp and other foods. Third, babies bibs. I guess it's more important than ever to buy American.
Some Baby Bibs Said to Contain Levels of Lead - New York Times
No. 8 will stay with DEI; Earnhardt Jr. to get new number!
I guess people who get paid to remove tattoos will be very busy in the coming months. I know there are many people with tattoos of number 8 on their bodies.
That's Racin' | 08/15/2007 | No. 8 will stay with DEI; Earnhardt Jr. to get new number
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Tropical Storm Dean Forms in the Atlantic
Oh no, I hope he stays out of the gulf or gas will go crazy.
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Sunday, August 12, 2007
Union Co. firefighter killed when truck flips.
Let's be sure to remember his family in our prayers. Last month, we had some Firefighters in Charleston lose their lives and now one in NC. Firefighters risk their lives to keep us safe.
Charlotte Observer | 08/12/2007 | Union Co. firefighter killed when truck flips
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Hitler's Music Collection Turns Up in Dead Russian Soldier's Attic.
I wonder how much this is worth. Hitler had some Jewish artist in his record collection.
FOXNews.com - Hitler's Music Collection Turns Up in Dead Russian Soldier's Attic - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News
Milk Prices Rise to Record Highs.
I'm glad gas prices are holding steady, but milk prices change every week. It's been anywhere from $2.79-$3.49 for 2% over the past month.
Milk Prices Rise to Record Highs
Friday, August 10, 2007
NASA Discovers Gouge on Underside of Shuttle Endeavour!
Wow, the shuttle has been damaged again on liftoff. I think it is time that they retire these shuttles. The shuttle program is almost 30 years old, so it's about time to work on a new model. I don't believe, besides the VW Beetle, that we have ever kept the same style of transportation without some changes.
I do have a history with the space shuttle. In College, Bill Fox and I drove about 4 hours across Florida to see a night launch. It was a military mission, so they did not give out the exact launch time but gave a few hours (midnight-6am). We arrived around 11:00pm and the atmosphere was really cool. It reminded me of New Years Eve or the 4th of July, with a lot of people waiting patiently for either the apple to drop of the fireworks to begin. At about 2:00am, they announced that the shuttle had "problems" and would not be launched. I was very disappointed and now we had a 4 hour drive back.
In 2001, I finally got to see a shuttle launch. The senior class of NKCA (Chad, Candace, and Annie) were on our way to Miami for a cruise to the Bahamas. The shuttle was going to be launched that afternoon, and I finally got to watch a launch. It was incredible, powerful, and amazing to be a part of. I got it on video, and I remember about a minute after the launch, we experienced what I call, thunder, from the force of the launch. I will never forget that experience.
FOXNews.com - NASA Discovers Gouge on Underside of Shuttle Endeavour - Science News | Current Articles
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Charlotte Ties all-time high!
I know that 104 is bad, but at least it was a "dry" heat. The dew point and humidity has been low this week :) I love that "dry" heat.
Charlotte Observer | 08/10/2007 | 104 degrees ties
Charlotte's all-time high
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Charlotte breaks heat record!
Global Warming has arrived.
Charlotte Observer | 08/09/2007 | Charlotte breaks heat record, nears next
South Carolina Police Charge 2 Students With Having Several Pipe Bombs Near Navy Base.
I can't believe that any possible terrorist would want to do anything to Charleston, SC. New York, Washington, Atlanta, Dallas, Los Angeles, and many other cities I could understand their insanity, but not Charleston. I'm sure thankful that they were caught by the local Goose Creek police.
FOXNews.com - South Carolina Police Charge 2 Students With Having Several Pipe Bombs Near Navy Base - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
The couch potato cats that are falling victim to diabetes.
It gives all new meaning to the term, "Fat Cat".
The couch potato cats that are falling victim to diabetes | the Daily Mail
Monday, August 06, 2007
Global Warming Week!!!
Global Warming has finally arrived with temperatures near 100. Hope everyone stays cool and hangs in for a few more weeks.
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Charlotte.com : Charlotte news, events, Panthers, Bobcats, jobs, cars, homes
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Bad Skateboarder Accident. X Games August 07
If you haven't seen this, it's amazing that he was not hurt worse.
N.C. bridges face sharp look. Yadkin River is rated "structurally deficient" by govt.
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Water restrictions begin in Kannapolis, Landis.
It's that time of year again to conserve water.
Salisbury Post | LATEST HEADLINES | Water restrictions begin in Kannapolis, Landis
Salisbury Post | LATEST HEADLINES | Water restrictions begin in Kannapolis, Landis
Friday, August 03, 2007
Toll From Bridge Collapse Could Be Lower than Expected.
This is great news. The pictures make you believe that the death toll was going to be very high. It looks like their "Guardian Angels" were very busy that afternoon. Praise the Lord for that.
My Way News - Toll From Bridge Collapse Could Be Low
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Python sinks teeth into toddler at Freedom Park, Charlotte.
I did not believe this story when I first heard it. It's a shame when someone who is no longer able to take care of a dangerous, exotic pet, would just release it into the wild (unless it's a nasty ferret). Sun Pet, the company I work for has pythons, and I jokingly asked one of the leaders if it could be one of our snakes.
Charlotte Observer | 08/01/2007 | Python sinks teeth into toddler
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Dog Shoots Owner in the Back!
Wow, I had no idea that the dog world was as upset over Michael Vick as the human world is. I guess we all better be nicer to our dogs today, especially "Oscar" lingafelt.
FOXNews.com - Dog Shoots Owner in the Back in Memphis, Tennessee - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
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